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bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

(via justimprobable)

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay, via dontwannasaygoodbye)

clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

(via asdfghjkllove)

“Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference.”
— Kai, Lessons in Life #21 (via organicafe)

(Source: theloverboi, via asdfghjkllove)

stability:

put my dick in between your lips it’s a metaphor

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via ugly)

fuckinq:

fuckinq:

FIX MY BROKEN HEART WITH YOUR DICK

Lmao ok jasmin calm down

THE SHORTS THOUGHHH

THE SHORTS THOUGHHH

(Source: cuntgradulation, via love-personal)

“Your intuition knows what to write, so get out of the way.”
Ray Bradbury (via feellng)

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

(via justimprobable)

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

(via justimprobable)

lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

(Source: urbxngod, via justimprobable)